Welcome to warped.info

Hi, all.

Ron Enderland here, aka the Bald Guy.

I hope you'll make warped.info a regular stop on your journeys around the internet. I'm going to be making a commentary on the news of the day every weekday.

Hey, the news is heavy. My aim is to provide you with a lightweight spot to sit and laugh at the day's doings.

Now sometimes the news is just going to be so bad that my take on it will be serious. After all, there's nothing funny about things like tsunamis.

But on the other hand, what about structured settlements? The IRS? Vioxx class action lawsuits? Personal injury lawyers? The AARP sending applications to newborn babies? Drug rehab for (fill in celebrity name here)? Barry Bonds declaring that he doesn't know what cheating is? The celebration of self-importance that is the Oscars?

You get it. There's plenty to laugh about, and plenty more begging to be deflated by the sharp needle of sardonic wit.

May I offer my services to you as the wielder of the needle.

Tune in Tuesday morning for my first commentary on the day's news.

Oh, and notice that you can comment on my mindless ramblings. Please feel free to do so! If I need to be roundly rebuked (and the possibility is strong), all I ask is that you do so in language your grandma would find acceptable. After all, she may be reading this too!