The Bureau of Missing Socks

I really like old time radio programs. One of my favorite series is "This Is Your FBI". It tells the stories of that organization during World War II and the Cold War. Maybe that is why, when I found today's Warped site, it seemed to resonate with me that this would be a great one to feature. Maybe I've been watching too much Emes and Goren on "Law & Order: C.I."? Maybe I shouldn't write reviews at 2:00 in the morning. Maybe I should just shut up, and let you click on over to today's site, one that will solve a lot of mysteries for all of us.

The site is called The Bureau of Missing Socks. We all have a drawer full of socks. If we're lucky, they are two of them that look alike. If there aren't then you need to call in the BMS. The Bureau of Missing Socks is the first organization solely devoted to solving the question of what happens to missing single socks. It explores all aspects of the phenomena including the occult, conspiracy theories, and extraterrestrial. They offer support for the matching sock deprived, and catalog, research, index and document all extant material related to socks since the dawn of the shoe. Their audio visual department is the largest multi media center in Hollywood and several sock themed feature films, television shows, and interactive CDs are in development. It's all about the socks, the socks, the socks, the socks.

If you look at this site closely, you will get an idea that one of two things is going on. Number one is that we now know that there is reincarnation, and J. Edgar Hoover has returned. Number two is that there is an alien invasion and this is the opening salvo. On the other hand, this could just be a great satire site and you can have a great deal of fun here. While that might be true, I'm still holding out for the first one myself. Warped site rating on this is 9.0.

http://www.funbureau.com/