Random Homer Simpson Quotes

Today's Warped site is one that I listed in the Huh! category, but I should have created one just for it. You'll see what I mean in a few minutes. Have you ever been at a loss for words? Well, if you have, this site will help you avoid that quandary again, with the help of one of our favorite television stars.

The name of the site is the Random Homer Simpson Quote Generator. This should have been in the category D'oh! Never one for a loss of words in any given situation, Homer has some beauties. Now he will share them with you with a simple mouse click. For example:

"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."

"The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

"If something is too hard, give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything"

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

Our man Homer is a one man riot just waiting to happen. Where else could you hear such unique and timely words of wisdom. Not from Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, or George W. Bush. Well, two out the three isn't too bad. The Warp-o-Meter gives this site a 9.0 on it's D'oh meter.

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html?Homer.x=81&Homer.y=200