Institue of Holistic Computer Wellness

When you're sick, you go to the doctor. When your kids are sick, you take them to the doctor. When you pet is ill, it's bundle them up, and off to the vet. But what do you do when your computer is under the weather. With all of the viruses out there, it is no small matter if your local Intel process starts running a fever, and not just because the cooling fan has a bad bearing. But have no fear, the Warped site has an answer for your problems.

The site is called the Institute for Holistic Computer Wellness. Computers have become so incredibly complex that they also share some of the problems of living organisms. Random computer viruses are just the tip of the iceberg. There are many computer diseases, but it is impossible to diagnose due to the computer operator being hooked on his pre-Aquarian mechanistic view of computers and, perhaps, the world. The Institute of Holistic Computer Wellness have done extensive research on these problems, and have found that ideas from holistic medicine actually help to diagnose and to treat intermittent computer failures. In some cases we achieved dramatic improvements. There are several links to specific solutions, such as Natural Food for Your Computer, and the Bad Vibe Filter.

This site sounds and feels like it is just out of the '60's. But as you read through it, you will find it starts to make some sense. The Warped site rating is 8.0, and that includes the lava lamps and love beads that make the site complete.

http://users.bestweb.net/~bennetc/holistic