Homer Simpson Random Quote Generator

Okay, pay attention. Today you will be given the opportunity to hear from one of our great American entertainers. The words that come from him, you will cherish and tell your friends about. So without further ado, let us click on and see who it is.

The site is the Homer Simpson Random Quote Generator. Here you will hear pearls of wisdom from the head of America's most famous animated family. For example:

"Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"; or

"Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"; or

"Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!"; and

"AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do."

You get the idea. This site can spark glowing conversation around the office cooler, or be a great ice breaker at, well, where ever you need an ice breaker. The Warped rating on this site is 9.0, but then we've always had a soft spot for Homer.

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html?x=49&y=161