Fig Bar Man For President

It is that time of year. The political season is almost over, thank goodness. But before you know it, every Tom, Dick, and Al will be announcing that they are running for the office of President. (and yes, I think John will be running again as well). I am so dreading this next election that I thought instead of waiting for those clowns to come to me, I would find my own candidate to support, and to heck with the others. That is what today's Warped site is all about.

The name of the site is Fig Bar Man for President. Some may laugh. Some may scoff. But Fig Bar Man vows to be the next President! And to show you he is serious, he is already accepting offers for Cabinet positions, and other offices in high places. Of course, he's a little slow, he still thinks Dole is running. But then, many people in high positions are living in the last century. This guy is no different. But at least he's honest, and for a politician, that is a real rarity.

So check out Fig Bar Man, the man of the people. Remember to write him in when you vote in 2008. He's been waiting since 1996, so he is ready and rarin' to go. The Warp-o-Meter is impressed, he gives his site a 7.5 rating.

http://home.epix.net/~wayne26/mrfigb/figbar.html