Who Killed TV's Superman?

Today's site is one that is a little different. It is nostalgic (for us baby boomers), and informative (for those who first came to know of these events in the past year). Best of all, it is one that give one a reason to think. So up, up, and away......

The name of the site is Who Killed TV's Superman. It is an article from the TV Pary website. In case you don't know, or were never aware of him, George Reeves is considered the best of all the actors to have played the role of the man of steel. But it was a role that he grew to detest and hate, and it cost him his acting career, and eventually his life. For trivia buffs, George Reeves appeared in the film "Gone With The Wind" and had a speaking part (can you find him?). He was given a major role in the film "From Here To Eternity" but audiences by that time could not accept he as anyone other than Superman. So most of his best scenes from what was to be a comeback role wound up on the cutting room floor.

This article discusses all of that, and has some advertisements for all of the Superman television show DVDs. Many were shot in color and are great to watch. This was a time in our country when it was still possible for audiences to cheer for someone who stood for truth, justice, and the American way. Today he would probably be booed. The rating on this site is a 5.5, but don't let that stop you from putting on your cape and flying on over.

http://www.tvparty.com/super.html

Deadbeat eBay Sellers & Bidders

Two things make today's Warped site a very important one. Number one is that eBay has changed the way the America buys and sells. Number two is that forewarned is forearmed. So click on and you'll see what I mean.

The name of the site is Deadbeat eBay Sellers and Bidders. The main strength of eBay is the honesty and reputation of their sellers and buyers. Through a feedback system, users can see just how honest and reputable a prospective buyer is, or the quality of products that someone is selling. But eBay is also a refuge for those looking to make an easy buck. According to this webmaster, it is a haven for deadbeats, slackers, misers, and con-men. I wouldn't go that far, but I do agree that there are some folks there who must have a hard time sleeping at night with what they charge for shipping. This site highlights some of those folks so others can be warned about them before they encounter them on the site.

Some of the users who are highlighted include:

dm1968: charges excessive shipping fees, has almost 900 negative feedbacks;

6778: leaves negative feedback saying that bidders had harassed him and asked him for child pornography;

chicagocomputerguy: pocketed $680 and didn't send out a single item;

and finally, ricki8lakeandbricomot: not only a non-paying bidder, but also doesn't answer emails.

The motto of this site should be caveat emptor. But the main messages is look at the feedback of anyone you are looking at doing business with on eBay. It can be worth spending a little time being forewarned about users.

http://www.angelfire.com/zine/aguirre73/hallofshame.html

Super Hero Food

By the title of today's Warped site, you'd think that we would be telling you about the food to make you a super hero. You know, fly like Superman, run like the Flash, and swim like Aquaman. Not quite! This is a site that looks at super heroes, but in a different sort of way.

The site is called Super Hero Food. This is the online museum of the web master's collection of food products that are associated with super heroes. Some of thise items you can get in your local grocery store. Some you can only get in your imagination. The concept is pretty simple: what does Superman eat for breakfast? What does Spiderman have for a late night snack? Does Bruce Wayne eat the same as Batman, and vice versa? Who knows? But if these items are any indication, they probably aren't eating too well.

This site looks at what would, in any other profession, be considered an endorsement. Here you can look at cereal, soda, pasta, and even vitamins that resemble your favorite super person. There is Superman Peanuts, Superman Pretzels, even a Superman Bellywasher! Then you can move on to Batman Fruit Snacks, Batman Soup, and Batman Spaghetti-O's. There is Captain America Bottled Water, Spiderman Hot Cocoa, Hulk Slim Jim, and the ever popular Fantastic Four Chocolate Bars. Lots of entertainment here, including the ultimate DC vs. Marvel Food Fight, a short video that somehow makes it all make sense.

So put on your tights, we're dressing for dinner. Pretty cool site, even if it doesn't answer the question "Who was that masked man". Warped site rating of this stop on the Internet is 7.5.

http://www.geocities.com/superherofood/

Museum of Hoaxes

There's an old saying that if it is too good to be true, it probably is. On the other hand, there's a sucker born every minute. Other wonder how much it costs if it's free, and as we all know, there is no free lunch. If you've heard or used any of these sayings, then today's site should interest you. And remember, free is a very good price.

The name of the site is Museum of Hoaxes. It is a web site that is dedicated to situations and stories that may or may not be true. Some of them are quite entertaining, and some of them, like the Traveling Baby Jesus, have even made the national news. Some of them really make you think. A sampling of the stories you read here include:

"Santa is an Illegal Immigrant?";

"The 40 Best Celebrity Rumors" (more than just Britney and Justin);

"Pac-Man Hits the Road" (the latest in speed control devices); and, last but not least

"Milli Vanilli" (P.T. Barnum wasn't the only saying one was born every minute).

There are a lot of interesting things to see at this site, some of which are historic in nature, some of which will make you just roll your eyes. But whatever, it will be a cool Internet stop to make. Warped rating on this site is 8.0.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/

The Center for Prevention of Shopping Cart Abuse

You see them everywhere. Left in parking lots. Dumped over the side of a hill. Sometimes they are just plain sitting on the street rusting away after have been taken without the owner's permission. What is being done to stop this injustice you ask? Read on and you'll see what measures are being taken.

The name of the site is the Center for the Prevention of Shopping Cart Abuse. This is an organization dedicated to preventing the spread of Shopping Cart abuse. They work on the local, the national, the international level and beyond to fight abusers who are trying to undermine fundamental pillars of society. This site is here to help visitors understand this unspoken threat, to offer counsel to those who cause harm to carts and to sing the praises of the silver chariot of the parking lot.

Some of the stories that you read will make you blood boil. There are extensive records of the abusers, and pictures that document this abuse. You can spread the joy these carts bring by sending someone a Shopping Cart postcard to a friend (or an abuser, if you know one). There is also information on a 12 Step program that can help abusers mend their ways.

This is an interesting site, one that reaches many levels. I'll let you decide which level you want it to be on. The Warped rating on this site is 7.5.

http://www.shoppingcartabuse.com/

Bethlehem

Nothing funny or weird or unusual in the ol' Warped site tonight (or today, depending where you are). It is the day that we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. It is a very important Christian holiday, and political correctness notwithstanding, it is the most sacred of holidays around the world. Today we visit a site where it all began.

The site we are visiting today is called Bethlehm City of Jesus. Located five miles from the city of Jerusalem, this is the town where it all started. This is where, according to the Gospels of the New Testament, Jesus was born. This site explains the history, both in the past, and how it is today. The Church of the Nativity is the most Holy of shrines in the city - this is where the Christ child was born.

On this day of celebration, let us remember that we are all on the Earth together, that whatever our cultural differences we should respect each other for who we are, not what we want. That way we can truly fulfill the dream of Martin Luther King, Jr. and be judged not by the color of our skin but by the content of our character.

Have a very Merry Christmas!

http://www.bethlehem.org/

Jesus Sports Statues

There was a song several years ago that asked the question if Jesus came back today, would He be wearing a Rolex. It was a satirical song, one that poked fun at the PTL ministry that was imploding at the time. But it does raise an interesting question. What would Jesus be doing if He came back today. How would He adapt to the world today (and more important, how would the world adapt to Him)? That is an interesting concept, one that is sure to make for a lot of discussion. Today we look at a site that has somewhat answered that question.

The site is Jesus Sports Statues, and is a site that features religious gifts for all occasions. What caught my eye was the inclusion of statues with Jesus. What were they? Was Jesus dressed down and throwing the football, or hitting the home run? If you look at them, you see that He is doing what He has always done, help us to succeed in life. The over riding message is that "Jesus is My Coach". You see Him helping batters, soccer players, basketball players, and other sports improving on their skills.

That is what I feel Jesus would be doing today, helping us to live our lives to the fullest and to the best of our abilities. Somehow I don't see Him coaching soccer or umpiring softball games, but who knows how He would impact our lives. The rating on this site is 6.5.

http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/sports.html

The Flat Earth Society

Everyone knows that the Earth is round. Pictures from space show it. We learned about it in our high school physics class. But there is still a group of dedicated individuals who maintain that this planet is really flat. Thanks to the Internet and the Warped site, we now have a chance to listen to them expound on their theories.

The name of the site is The Flat Earth Society. Here they'll tell you who they are, what they're doing, and what they feel they are accomplishing in the world. You can look at some of the latest theories and insights, and, if you're interested, you can even become an honorary member of the Flat Earth Society.

They make five arguments as to why this is a flat earth. They sound convincing. There are arguments as to why the earth if flat. But one problem they have is when you click to go to the evidence page, you get a message "This page is currently under construction. Please come back when we have our act together". It seems to me that if you in the minority and your are trying to convince the majority to come to your side, you better have your ducks in a row. But you can follow their current activities, and what you can do to help those activities succeede.

There is some interesting theories discussed here. Some you may agree with, some you may not. But I think Stevie Wonder has the right idea when he sings "will it go round in circles". The Warped rating scale gives this site a 7 out of a possible 10 rating.

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

MSAAG

With children everywhere asking about where Santa is coming from, and when he will be here, it can be difficult giving them an answer that satisfies them. With all of the educational television that is on the Internet, everyone knows that Santa can't live at the North Pole. Next time you get asked this question, tell them he comes from Mars. When they doubt you, show them this web site.

The site is called MSAAG, or Mars Surface Anomaly Analysis Group. This is a site that analyzes all of the photographs that are coming from the red planet, and uses them to show that there is life there. It used to be known as the Near Pathfinder Anomaly Analysis Group, but was renamed to reflect what was discovered and analyzed at various Martian locations.

The information here is quite subjective, but eye opening none the less. For example, one of theories being considered is the existence of a planet-wide, very ancient, civilization. If this were true, then they would expect to find artifacts all over the planet and therefore, they should be in the 20 year-old Viking lander images. There are a number of limited indications from the Viking landing sites, but more has been discovered at the Rover locations. That makes sense since those little buggers are moving all over the place. Some of the anomalies that have been discovered and are discussed here are the "Doorstep", the "Howitzer", the "Square Scoop", and the "Claw".

While this site's photos spend a lot of time looking at rocks, many would argue that the webmasters have rocks in their heads. But careful review of the data here says they might be onto something. Only time will tell, but most likely not in our lifetime. The Warp site rating on a scale of 1 to 10 is an 8.0.

http://www.mufor.org/ares/

Danzig The 7th House

There are rock bands and then there are rock bands. It seems that in order to make a success in the world of rock'n'roll, you have to tour, meet the fans, and find time to make a record (or records) of you music. Today, having a kick-ass web site can help as well. Looking at today's Warped site, you'll see what I mean.

The site is called The 7th House. It is the official website of a group called Danzig. Now, I have never, ever heard of Danzig. But they were in the town where I live only a few short weeks ago. So they are on the road, doing what it takes to make it in the rock world. Their website really a great one. It reminds one of a video game with occult or horror movie-based overtones. But once you start poking around, you really catch a sense of what the group is and what their fans are all about.

There are links to their tour dates, a discography, current and past media articles, and a multimedia section that would make more established groups jealous. They make liberal use of QuickTime and Real Player to show their content, as well as lots of still photos. Of course, they have an online store where you can buy their discs, and other memorabilia. For such a web savvy group, I was surprised that they did not feature a venue to download any content, but I am sure that won't be long in coming.

Catch this group if you can. They have been playing for over 15 years, and must present a great show, as you will be able to see from their clips. They aren't my cup of tea, but don't let that stop you. The Warped rating on this site is an 8.5.

http://www.7thhouse.com/site/index.html

The Transhuman Web Alliance

The Internet has long been a strange and wonderful place to explore and hang out in. From the old DOS and printed screen days right up the latest Flash and Java enables websites, it is truly a unique invention, concept, and happening. But you know what? It is suffering growing pains. It is becoming a jungle, filled with information, misinformation and plain garbage. It is growing in all directions, like a cambrian explosion of species. Hence, the existence of today's Warped site.

The site is called The Transhuman Web Alliance. It has as its goal to create a unified sub-web making it easier for people to find information, to navigate through it and for the maintainers to stay up-to-date and high-quality. The general idea is simple: Moderators create and maintain pages on specific subjects, helped by contributors who provide texts, graphics, finding links, site maintenance, extra disk space, mirror sites and other help. It is also a philosophy that humanity can, and should, strive to higher levels, both physically, mentally and socially. It encourages research into such areas as life extension, cryonics, nanotechnology, physical and mental enhancements, uploading human consciousness into computers and megascale engineering.

This is kind of heady stuff, something that the geeks among us will drink up. For the rest, it is like reading Plato or Socrates for the first time. It only starts to make sense after the first 10 or 20 readings. The Warped rating on this site is 9.0.

http://www.aleph.se/Trans/Alliance/

Oly-hay Ible-bay

It is that time of the year, the time we celebrate the birth of Jesus. His birth is told in detail in the New Testament of the Bible, in the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Over the years, the Bible has gone through many translations, different languages, and as a result, have different meaning to different people. I remember reading the Cotton Patch Epistles for a different slant on the Word. Today we take a look at another translation, one that again has a different translation, but still has the same Message.

The name of the site is Oly-hay Ible-bay. This is, to the author's knowledge, the first complete translation of the Bible into Pig Latin. With work, that means that there are now 319 translations of the entire Bible; the New Testament has now been translated into 845 languages, and parts of the Bible have been rendered into 1629 tongues. Whew, that's a lot of work.

It is the writer's sincere hope that his work will be of value to scholars, researchers, native speakers of Pig Latin, and all those who wish to further their understanding of scripture by seeing it presented in new terms. As it is said, "In-ay e-thay eginning-bay as-way e-thay Ord-way." It is also his hope that his work will accelerate the movement toward incorporating Pig Latin into our educational system. Pig Latin is one of the easiest foreign languages to learn.

Like it or hate it, the Word of God is the Word of God, no matter what shape or form it takes. Whether it be a burning bush, a voice from the sky, or the pages on a computer screen, it still says the same. Peace on Earth, good will toward men. There is no rating on this site, who can rate the Word.

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/ible-bay.html

dadayama

You've heard of the Maharishi. You've heard of the Dali Lama. But you ever heard of the dadayama? If not, then are you in for a treat with today's Warped site.

The site is called Dadayama.com, and it appears to be an online blog of some sort, and I'm not sure what kind. There are talks about the screaming apple of discord. There are online comics, sketches, and stories. There is even something about Queen Anne's revenge. The webmaster seems to sum it up best with one of his quotes about the Auk project: I'm not sure what it is or what it's about but it just keeps growing, filling his notebooks, plaguing his thoughts while riding the bus. Then there is madcap radio dramas, with the continuing Adventures of Elvis In Space.

There is something for everyone at this site, and for some, one visit may be enough. But what is here is quite entertaining, in a weird sort of way. The Warped rating on this site is 8.0, on a scale of 1 to 10.

http://www.dadayama.com/

Future Chronicles

It has been said that if we are to avoid the mistakes of yesterday, then we need to learn from the mistakes of the past. But what if we knew what was going to happen in the future? Would we avoid events that would make those happenings happen? How would we know what is coming? Thanks to today's Warped site, we have an idea of some of the forthcoming happenings that are just around the corner. Are you ready to go back to the future?

The name of the site is Chronicle of the Future. Here you will get tomorrow's news today, before it happens. There is a mapped path to the future from the today through the year 2050. All you need to do is select the year, and then you will be whisked away to that years headlines. For example, in 2011, you will see how the magpie replaces the bulldog as England's national emblem. In 2035, the New Atlantis rises from the wave next to Japan, after a decade of building. Not enough for you? How about Madonna's new album in 2024, her first since 2019.

These events are truly all speculation, since they haven't happened yet. Or have they? Only time will tell when the dates roll around, and they have either happened or not. But waiting is half the fun, isn't it. On the 1 thru 10 rating scale, this site gets a 7.5.

http://www.chronicle-future.co.uk/

The Stained Apron

Looking for a good place to eat out tonight? Someplace with a little atmosphere, quiet music, and decent food. If so, then today's Warped site is one that can help to make those nights out somewhat memorable. And if they're not memorable, this site can tell you how to make them so. Just remember to not bite the hand that feeds you - literally!

The name of the site is The Stained Apron, a site that is dedicated to the venting of food server's frustrations and a harsh education of the dining public. Here you will hear stories about pompous asses, southern hospitality, and the big spender. There are stories here that will hopefully make you a more courteous diner, and understand how the employees feel. Read the Moebius Manifesto listed under Customer 101.

Dining out is a two way street. This site shows both sides of the equation. A little preview of this site can make that next trip to the restaurant a pleasurable experience. Both for you and your waiter. On a scale of 1 to 10, the Warped rating of this site is 8.0.

http://www.stainedapron.com/

Official Website for Reporting Crane Accidents

There is an old saying that what goes up, must come down. Sometimes that is supposed to happen, such as with birds and airplanes. Even the gas gauge in my car goes up when I fill it, and down as I drive. But sometimes those "coming down" events aren't planned, and can cause some problems. Take today's Warped site. It involves something we see everyday (especially if you live in a large city).

The name of the site is the Official Website for Reporting Crane Accidents. Now I don't mean cranes, like in the bird. But cranes like you see used in construction and building. You usually only hear about them on the news when someone is killed or injured. But I guess there are quite a few of them that don't make it to the 5 o'clock new, and that is why this site was developed.

The site's primary mission is to maintain a perpetual database for recording accidents (crashes, mishaps, wrecks) in which cranes, (tower cranes, mobile, helicopter cranes, other) hoist, derrick, drill rigs, or personnel lifting equipment, (bucket trucks/lift platforms/scissor lifts) construction elevators, mobile TV units with masts may become involved. In general, any and all equipment or machine, mobile or stationary when used for lifting (hoisting) material or people. Any piece of equipment substituting as a crane, for instance a boom type forklift or an excavator/backhoe when used to lift/hoist a load) is also covered. Hopefully, the information gathered will help reduce hoisting related accidents.

So the next time you see one of these huge monsters, or even one of the small ones, you should keep in mind that while they look cool and are fund to watch, they can be dangerous. This site shows just how dangerous. On a scale of 1 to 10, this site gets a Warped rating of 6.5.

http://craneaccidents.com/official.htm

America's First Families

Knowing about your families past can be a fun and time consuming hobby. There are people who make a living doing just that - searching for ancestors. But doing it yourself can be rewarding and fun at the same time. Today we visit a site that talks about America's First Families. No, I don't mean the Kennedys or the Bushs. But read on and you'll see what I mean.

The site, appropriately called America's First Families, is an online genealogical society that honors the founders of our country that arrived here in the 1600s. You know, the Pilgrims, and all who followed after them. This excellent resource is well organized and easy to use. There are over 29,000 entries in their database, along with some excellent tools such as an origin of surnames and forenames. The links section is one that provides excellent supplements to the main site, making more resources available.

So if you, or someone you know, is doing family research, send them over to this site. It is somewhat narrow in its focus, but the data and material here is unsurpassed. On the Warped Scale of Recommendations, we give it an 8.0.

http://personal.linkline.com/xymox/

The Weird Site of Zik

One of the nice things about the Internet is that as soon as you think you've seen it all, something else pops up to take it's place. Today's Warped site is one of those types of sites. It is so, well, warped that you just shake your head and wonder "What next"?

The name of the site is The Weird Site of Zik. This is a site that will make you talk like a hairy rat. he owner's name is Zik, and he lives in a giant bowl filled with green liquid. (See where this site is going?). It appears to be a collection of art, stories, sounds, songs and poems. But there are some other goodies as well. A normal day in Zik's life is featured, as well as a chance to contribute to the site, and to take a survey of your life. The site is available in both English and French, giving visitors to be amazed and stumped in two languages.

This site has left me confounded. I really didn't know what to expect when I first saw it, and after visiting it, I still am not too sure what to expect. But the Warp-o-Meter likes it, giving it a 9.0 on the rating scale. I can only wonder what site will stump me next.

http://membres.lycos.fr/asilien/english.htm

ER Headquarters

Sometimes televisions shows come and go and are never heard from again. Remember "Captain Nice"? I didn't think so. How about "The Banana Splits"? Getting closer? Well, some shows are just never heard from after they left the airwaves. But some, like the subject of today's Warped site, not only hang on during their primetime run, but live on in perpetual motion thanks to reruns and syndication. Such shows usually have a cult following that borders on fanatical. Witness this site.

The name of the site is ER Headquarters. It is a site that is dedicated to the television show "ER" which is now in it's 13th season. The show was created by Michael Crichton (of "Jurassic Park" and "Westworld" fame), and made it's debut in 1994, and became a favorite to viewers with it's unique camera shots, and ensemble cast who really seemed to meld as a unit, much like a real emergency room.

At this site, you can find out everything about this show, anything you want to know, and then some. There is a comprehensive episode guide of each season. The cast listing covers not only the current and past regular cast members, but also notable guest stars who were seen as patients, family members, hospital employees, and others. There is a special section for memorials to those characters who have died on the show, as well as spoilers, fan fiction, fan art, and other goodies.

This site is one that really captures the feeling of the program, and for anyone who is watching, has watched, or is thinking about watching it, it is a must bookmark site. The Warp-o-Meter gives it a 7.5 rating for being so fanatical that it's Warped.

http://www.erheadquarters.com/index2.htm

Virtual Christmas

It's getting close to Christmas. So the Warped site is looking for some unusual and different sites to feature. Today we have one that is not too weird or warped, but does offer some interesting seasonal activities.

The name of the site is VirtualChristmas and is subtitled Believe in the MAGIC. Christmas is a magical time of the year, one that brings out the kid in all of us. Here you can send Santa email, send cards using the Christmas Card-O-Matic, and sing some Christmas carols. There are shopping links galore, along with some blogs to share your experiences and memories with other visitors.

It's getting close to the big day. Be sure to check out the Santa sites here, and have some safe holiday fun. Excuse me, I meant have some safe CHRISTMAS fun. No PC holiday greetings here! The Warp-o-Meter agrees and gives this site a 7.5 rating.

http://www.virtualchristmas.com/

The Dead Musician Directory

Everybody has to die sometime. That is a fact of life. Just like we are all born, we will all die. The great equalizer, so to say. But have you ever wondered is a celebrity you knew was alive or dead? If so, then today's Warped site is one that will interest you.

The name of the site is The Dead Musician Directory. This site is one that lists how famous musical oriented people met their demise. On the main page, you select not by the name, but by the way they died. Some of the causes are suicide, drowning, farming and golf. Golf?? Yes, der Bingle succumed on a golf course in Spain in 1977. It makes for interesting reading, not just because of how they died, but also the overview of their careers. You can learn some little known facts about the lives of them that compliment reading about their deaths.

The site is a little morbid, but still makes an interesting way to pass the time in cyber space. The Warp-o-Meter did, and gave the site a 6.5 rating. Keep this one in mind for your next Halloween party.

http://elvispelvis.com/fullerup.htm

Americans for Cloning Elvis

Science and technology has changed how we live our everyday lives. Just look at the Internet, and satellite radio. Today's Warped site looks at another yet controversial science that has great implications on how we live.

The name of the site is Americans for Cloning Elvis. Their philosophy is that if you can clone bacteria, sheep and monkeys, why not the king of rock'n'roll? Here you can make your opinion and feelings known, and sign the petition to clone him as soon as it is possible. If you want another celebrity cloned, you can work on that as well. You can also see who has signed the petition. There is a comments area, as well as links to other cloning sites.

It's going to happen someday. Why not let it start with Elvis? The Warp-o-Meter gives this site a hunka-hunk a burning rating of 8.0. Like Elvis, it has left the building.

http://www.geocities.com/americansforcloningelvis/

Trebuchet

The legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table were stories that many of us enjoyed while we were growing up. Jousting, and sword fights, and all kinds of midieval fun ran rampant in our imagination. Today it would be kind of fun to do that again, but times being what they are, you just can't put on your armor and go out jousting for the evening. But with today's Warped site, you can sling some old time fun around your property.

The site is called Trebuchet.com. For those of you who are not familiar with this device, you might be under it's other name, which is the catapult. Here you can get all of the instructions that you need to construct one of these little beauties right in your own back yard. Don't have enough room? Not a problem, because you can get them to build in various sizes, even a mini desktop model (for those boring office afternoons). If you think this is a just a fad, wait until you see how many of these have been built, and where they are located.

The most common use for these (short of long term sieges of castles) is "chunkin' punkin's". Lots of contests, lots of fun, and most of, very inexpensive to set up, all things considered. The Warped rating on this site is an 8.5.

http://www.trebuchet.com/

NASA Thesaurus

With the upcoming launch of the shuttle Discovery, and the media frenzy that will surround it, a little information about all that strange space jargon and slang might prove to be helpful. The Warped site is pleased to present, for your approval, an official NASA website that has all of the lingo explained in simple terms.

The name of the site is the NASA Thesaurus and Related Information. The NASA Thesaurus contains the authorized subject terms by which the documents in the NASA Aeronautics and Space Database are indexed and retrieved. The scope of this controlled vocabulary includes not only aerospace engineering, but all supporting areas of engineering and physics, the natural space sciences (astronomy, astrophysics, and planetary science), Earth science, and to some extent, the biological sciences. The Thesaurus contains over 18,270 terms, 4,287 definitions, and 4,470 USE references. Terms are organized within a hierarchical structure, and also include ‘related terms’ lists.

This is some pretty techy stuff that is covered here. You can get as deep as you want into the math and the physics of space flight, or you can just browse the site and be amazed at how much information we have gained from our manned spaceflights. With steps now being taken to return us to the moon, and beyond, this is a great place to keep in mind. The Warped site gives this a 7.0 rating.

http://www.sti.nasa.gov/thesfrm1.htm

Welcome to the Will Rogers Home Page

In this day and age, humor has become almost cynical. See who can make the other person look bad, and have a good laugh. Some of the humor has become so bad that is can't be repeated at the family table or during normal television viewing hours. Listen to the radio? Not during drive time, the on-air personalities are so bad that you can't let your kids listen to them. Today's Warped site has a nostalgic message to it, one that takes us back to a time when it was okay to laugh at something that was funny.

The name of the site is the Will Rogers Home Page. This site is dedicated to the most popular comedian of the first part of the 20th century. He was a cowboy humorist who made people laugh at everyday occurrences, usually while doing rope tricks. He was a star of the Ziegfeld Follies in New York, a radio commentator, syndicated newspaper columnist, and star of over 70 motion pictures. Whew, when did he ever have time to write his material. The point is he didn't have to. He only knew what he read in the paper, and commented on it. What makes him so different from today's humorists is that he had no malice or intent to demean anyone (except for Congress, maybe). I don't know anyone who had such a rounded and varied career in so many different types of media. Undoubtedly he would have achieved the same fame in television, but his career was cut short when he was killed in a plane crash in Alaska in 1935, with vetran pilot Wiley Post.

The Warped site salutes Mr. Rogers, and gives his site a 7.5 rating. That reflects the contemporary spirit in his site, and in his humor. Wish there were more comedians/entertainters like him today.

http://www.willrogers.org/

Stupid.com

It's that time of year, time go shopping for that special present for that special someone that will warm their heart. But the best gifts are sometimes found in places other than the shopping mall or your corner store. Today's Warped site has a site that offers a collection of gifts for that someone who has everything. The miracle of the Internet has come through again with a most eclectic site.

The site is called Stupid.com. It is a collection of gifts that will make you one of the most remembered around the Christmas tree this year. Where else could you find Holy Toast, with an imprint of the Virgin Mary on it (and you can make as many as you want!).

The top sellers are Tatoo Sleeves (for those undecided about whether to get one or not), Flying Monkies, Civil Liberties Mugs, Shocking Tanks, Dolphin Laser Pointers, and other unique gifts. There is not enough space here to list all of the benefits that these gifts have, or the message that they would give the recipient. For that, you're on your own.

If off-the-wall or unusual gifts is what you're hunting for, this site can fulfill your every desire. There are some great stocking stuffers, but be careful, or you may get your stocking stuffed, if you know what I mean. Warped rating on this site is 8.5.

http://www.stupid.com/index.html

404 Research Lab

Have you ever gone to a URL for a website only to get the dreaded message "Error 404 Site Not Found" ? Have you ever wondered who generates that code? Or better yet, what happens to those websites who are 404'ed? If you have an open and enquiring mind, the click on and read about today's Warped site.

The name of the site is the 404 Research Lab. This is a site that monitors all of those infamous Error 404 messages. It is a collection of sites that explore the reasons for this error, what causes it, and what can be done to prevent it. But if there is gonna be one, they even explain how to make your own. There is a tribute to the 404 errors called 404 Purgatory, as well as some tricks that will help you from getting too many of them. Especially interesting is the section on the history of 404. You can subscribe to site updates via their new RSS feed, or you explore the archives to see what has gone on before.

On the old Fibber McGee and Molly radio program, Mrs. McGee had a saying that "whether it's cold, or whether it's hot, we've got to have weather, weather or not". The same could be said for the 404 errors, they are a necessary evil to the 800 pound gorilla called the Internet. This site gets a Warped rating of 7.5, but only because it's one of the good guys.

http://www.plinko.net/404/

Welcome to My Trailer Park

This is the site for really weird and warped websites. Boy, have we got a winner for you today. I'm not sure how to explain this site, except to say it is part Deliverance, part Married With Children, and part The Gong Show. If you are wondering what I mean, just click on over.

The name of the site is Welcome to My Trailer Park. That title says a lot. This site is not just about the physical park of the owner, but it describes the lifestyle of the residents. It is about the family of Francis Norton, or as his friends call him, Franko. There are quite a few pictures here to accompany the story, some of which will show you that if there was ever a shortage in the gene pool, this is where it is. Not only does Franko talk about his family and friends, but about the PC Trailer where he got his computer. He spends a lot of time talking about his friends, and what they do with their lives. Needless to say, it ain't much.

This site shows a side of America that makes one wonder how we survived as long as we have. I look at this page and shudder. The Warp-o-Meter looked at it and said TILT!!! So we have assigned it a 7.0 rating till we can get it fixed.

http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

Aluminum Foil Detector Beanie

There are a lot of radio waves in the air, from cel phones to shortwave radios to satellite and broadcast systems. Think that PDA with Bluetooth and WiFi isn't putting out energy, think again. What are we to do about this stuff floating around the air? Is it hurting or helping us? Today's Warped site has some answers to those questions, as well as a product that can help.

The site is called Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie. This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the Aluminum* Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs, how to make and use them, and general information about related subjects. I hope that you find the AFDB Homepage to be an important source of AFDB know-how and advocacy.

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

So if you are worried about what is going on in the air, the stuff that you can't see, then this is a site for you to explore. There are some interesting testimonials about the effectiveness of this product. The Warp-o-Meter gives this site a 8.5 rating.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

Random Homer Simpson Quotes

Today's Warped site is one that I listed in the Huh! category, but I should have created one just for it. You'll see what I mean in a few minutes. Have you ever been at a loss for words? Well, if you have, this site will help you avoid that quandary again, with the help of one of our favorite television stars.

The name of the site is the Random Homer Simpson Quote Generator. This should have been in the category D'oh! Never one for a loss of words in any given situation, Homer has some beauties. Now he will share them with you with a simple mouse click. For example:

"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."

"The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

"If something is too hard, give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything"

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

Our man Homer is a one man riot just waiting to happen. Where else could you hear such unique and timely words of wisdom. Not from Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, or George W. Bush. Well, two out the three isn't too bad. The Warp-o-Meter gives this site a 9.0 on it's D'oh meter.

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html?Homer.x=81&Homer.y=200